The Constitutional Monarchy of TinyAntBorg is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 274 million TinyAnts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NotStockholm. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TinyAntBorgian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Coconuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,256 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, replacement organs are grown in vats, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TinyAntBorg's national animal is the Frisbee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TinyAntBorg is ranked 165,132^nd in the world and 1,408^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 355.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.