The Constitutional Monarchy of TinyAntBorg is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 432 million TinyAnts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NotStockholm. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TinyAntBorgian economy, worth 29.3 trillion Coconuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,723 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TinyAntBorg's national animal is the Frisbee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TinyAntBorg is ranked 66,214^th in the world and 606^th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 79.33 years.