Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 522ndLargest Welfare Programs: 929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 954th
The Sylvan Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Willow Gate

Population8.435 billion

CapitalKing's Eye
LeaderQueen

Currencylycan
Animalwolf

The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.435 billion Gateholders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Eye. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Willow Gatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion lycans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 124,329 lycans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willow Gate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Willow Gate is ranked 27,585th in the world and 231st in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,417.2281207512 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 522ndLargest Welfare Programs: 929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 954thBest Weather: 1,115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,211thMost Influential: 1,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,469thMost Pacifist: 1,501stHealthiest Citizens: 1,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,234thSafest: 2,315thLowest Crime Rates: 2,328thNicest Citizens: 2,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,556thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,719thMost Inclusive: 2,914thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,032ndHighest Food Quality: 3,285thMost Developed: 3,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,726thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,169thLargest Governments: 4,654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,988thSmartest Citizens: 8,052ndMost Cultured: 10,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,126thMost Secular: 14,552ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,006thMost Stationary: 27,585thHighest Economic Output: 28,387thMost Efficient Economies: 29,436th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionMost Secular: 213th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 231st in the regionMost Income Equality: 282nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionLargest Populations: 348th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 391st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Willow Gate's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Willow Gate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, many friends and relatives of Queen have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.

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