The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.006 billion Gateholders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Eye. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Willow Gatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,072 trillion lycans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 147,960 lycans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The well-to-do in the West Pacific are never on time for important appointments, major cities run on potato batteries, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willow Gate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Willow Gate is ranked 275,198th in the world and 2,237th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -192.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
Endorsements Received: 180 »
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Taylor Allison Swift,
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Wickedly evil people,
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JLIANG,
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Yardies,
Tithio,
Pont-a-Mousson,
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Novist,
The Teridome,
Corbeil,
Reformed State of Japan,
The Federated Planets Of Earth,
The Gates of Delirium,
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Zoran,
Europe or EUR,
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Socialist Vladistan,
Joseph Peace,
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Azar,
Arlaon,
East Coggins,
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City of Neon,
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United Kingdom of the Philippines,
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Democratic Wer,
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Eqiria,
Zena,
The Rouse,
Pax Aeterna,
Witchcraft and Sorcery,
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Dalimbar,
Borthahns,
Model 97,
Aunanuki,
Red Cantabria,
Amatori,
Allenial Collonies,
West Deapol Laulandingedk,
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North America and Greenland,
Glastrolheim,
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State of Johore,
High Brantum,
Arkier,
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New Port End,
Septavia,
Rein Delossinarryomi,
Greater Belgian Colonial Empire,
Jedredistan,
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Bidenstavia,
Rogue Nation of adsn,
Kragin,
The Lagrangian Colonies,
Sevid,
Testana,
Xilie,
Northern Slatavia,
CastIe Town,
Volinja,
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Varanius,
Sensorland,
The Stained Alliance,
Simard,
Teralyon,
The United Republic of Westend,
Inner Ryxtylopia,
Bozorg,
Karkjhaviv,
Vortias,
Spicy food,
Telia,
The Free States of Gotham,
Glorious Existence,
Denieria,
The Theeserrasland,
Huaxiya,
New Democratic Republic of Russia,
Akroskallia,
Nick Carraway,
The Three Rivers Nations, and
GreatPindorama.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Willow Gate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standing forces limitation act".
- : Following new legislation in
Willow Gate, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in
Willow Gate, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- :
Willow Gate was endorsed by
The Federation of GreatPindorama.
- :
Willow Gate lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Willow Gate, major cities run on potato batteries.
- :
Willow Gate lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Willow Gate, the well-to-do in the West Pacific are never on time for important appointments.
- :
Willow Gate lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Willow Gate, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.


















































