The Democratic Republic of Blitz Gambit is a very large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 268 million Blitz Gambitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The very strong Blitz Gambitian economy, worth 17.5 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,381 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The aims of top-secret Blitz Gambitian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitz Gambit's national animal is the eagle.

Blitz Gambit is ranked 31,315^th in the world and 344^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 936.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.