The Democratic Republic of Blitz Gambit is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 807 million Blitz Gambitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lightbolt. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Blitz Gambitian economy, worth 70.4 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,286 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The swagger of covering up is unparalleled, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitz Gambit's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blitz Gambit is ranked 84,354^th in the world and 938^th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.