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Population6.251 billion

LeaderKing Giovanni I

CurrencyGolden Orbs
AnimalHyacinth macaw

The Lavender Delegate of Giovanniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Giovanni I with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.251 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,047 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 487,507 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Hyacinth macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 259,890th in the world and 7,474th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.33 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72ndRudest Citizens: 79thMost Influential: 264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 274thHighest Poor Incomes: 342ndHighest Crime Rates: 352ndMost Armed: 362ndLargest Gambling Industry: 400thHighest Average Incomes: 421stMost Rebellious Youth: 450thMost Subsidized Industry: 589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 753rdMost Efficient Economies: 837thMost Inclusive: 882ndLargest Black Market: 900thFattest Citizens: 906thHighest Drug Use: 1,028thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,166thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,210thMost Politically Free: 1,321stLargest Governments: 1,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,498thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,521stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,553rdHighest Food Quality: 1,648thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,784thMost Cultured: 1,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,509thSmartest Citizens: 2,545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,576thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,887thMost Patriotic: 4,057thLargest Retail Industry: 4,272ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,782ndHighest Economic Output: 5,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,930thNudest: 9,378thTop
Best Weather: 17,922ndMost Stationary: 23,879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,181st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95th in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 246th in the regionMost Extreme: 315th in the regionLargest Populations: 364th in the regionBest Weather: 373rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 532nd in the regionMost Developed: 560th in the region

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