The Utopian State of Osborl is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 664 million Osborlians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random city. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Osborlian economy, worth 77.3 trillion Union Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,440 Union Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osborl's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Osborl is ranked 166,744^th in the world and 1,468^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 245.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.