The Utopia of Osborl is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The federal council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 787 million Osborlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osborlian economy, worth 92.3 trillion Utopis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,251 Utopis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Osborlian politicians, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the study of medicine is popular throughout Osborl, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osborl's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Osborl is ranked 315,014^th in the world and 2,448^th in the West Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.