The United Socialist States of Osborl is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 391 million Osborlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random city. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Osborlian economy, worth 40.6 trillion Union Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,864 Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Osborl's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Osborl is ranked 40,783^rd in the world and 433^rd in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 789.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.