
| Population | 20.311 billion |
| Capital | Choco-Mintia |
| Leader | Almighty Dollar |
| Faith | Consumerism |
| Currency | cookie |
| Animal | sourdough starter |
The Combined Corporations of Win Mints is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Almighty Dollar with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.311 billion Minties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choco-Mintia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mintian economy, worth a remarkable 7,428 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 365,729 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, sex-ed is child's play, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Win Mints's national animal is the sourdough starter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Win Mints is ranked 2,540th in the world and 24th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 384.28 kickbacks per hour.
Endorsements Received: 78 »
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The Holy Principality of Saint Mark,
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Guitermot,
Bhang Bhang Duc,
Zuriath,
Varanius,
Occidius,
Liberillia,
Diet coke enjoyers,
Rotvania,
Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia,
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Taylor Allison Swift,
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JLIANG,
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Pandaland II,
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The Federated Planets Of Earth,
Hertfordshire and Jammbo,
The Gates of Delirium,
Zoran,
Europe or EUR, Nes Repuland,
The Lagrangian Colonies,
Naluland,
Eyluvmenia,
Azurth,
Isachile Tum,
The Warriors of Determination,
Grand Ionia,
Futuo,
Elklan, Lastovipol,
Sakurielle,
Volcanor, and 28 others.
Stormgaurd,
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Puneri,
EasternCanada,
Denieria,
Great Jameston,
Joseph Peace,
West Deapol Laulandingedk,
Zunsettia,
Fornholm,
Trisolarise,
Kindlepas,
East Coggins,
City of Neon,
Vaium Kar Earanopose,
Falavsia,
Cattstopia,
Azar,
Sablabba,
Noton Mast,
Owions Empire,
The Three Rivers Nations,
Democratic Wer,
Fhaengshia,
Giovanniland,
Laudesia,
Overthinkers, and
Arlaon.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Win Mints was endorsed by
The Inescapable Singularity of Arlaon.
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Win Mints was endorsed by
The Manifold Indiscretions of Overthinkers.
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Win Mints voted for the World Assembly Resolution "National Sovereignty".
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Win Mints endorsed
The Golden Technocracy of Laudesia.
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Win Mints adopted General Assembly Resolution #1 "Daybreak".
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Win Mints was endorsed by
The Golden Technocracy of Laudesia.
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Win Mints lost the endorsement of
The Golden Technocracy of Laudesia.
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Win Mints was endorsed by
The Golden Technocracy of Laudesia.
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Win Mints voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct The Crown Dependency of Hong Kong"".
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Win Mints voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Crown Dependency of Hong Kong"".






























































