Highest Crime Rates: 50thRudest Citizens: 69thMost Armed: 69th
The Combined Corporations of
Anarchy
Noli me tangere
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Win Mints

Population15.425 billion

CapitalChoco-Mintia
LeaderAlmighty Dollar
FaithConsumerism

Currencycookie
Animalsourdough starter

The Combined Corporations of Win Mints is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Almighty Dollar with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.425 billion Minties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choco-Mintia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mintian economy, worth a remarkable 5,639 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 365,600 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Win Mints, the internal market is thriving, Almighty Dollar can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and the children of Win Mints are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Win Mints's national animal is the sourdough starter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Win Mints is ranked 41,224th in the world and 278th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,087.83216489808 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 50thRudest Citizens: 69thMost Armed: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 92ndHighest Drug Use: 93rdMost Avoided: 105thFattest Citizens: 128thLargest Gambling Industry: 147thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 154thLargest Retail Industry: 156thMost Rebellious Youth: 168thHighest Disposable Incomes: 383rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 531stLargest Insurance Industry: 770thLargest Mining Sector: 1,139thHighest Average Incomes: 1,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,329thHighest Economic Output: 2,672ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,762ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,815thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,523rdMost Influential: 3,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,544thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,499thMost Cultured: 13,614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,631stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,416thNudest: 16,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,157thMost Secular: 22,017thMost Efficient Economies: 22,477thLargest Populations: 25,573rdMost Politically Free: 27,298thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,804thLargest Black Market: 28,849th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost Politically Free: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionNudest: 119th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 131st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Black Market: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 204th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 237th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionMost Secular: 328th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 339th in the regionMost Extreme: 367th in the region

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