The Federation of The Lagrangian Colonies is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Laplace with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.744 billion Spacenoids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union 1. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lagrangian Coloniesian economy, worth 443 trillion Jules a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,352 Jules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in The Lagrangian Colonies are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, finders keepers is the law of the land, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lagrangian Colonies's national animal is the Phenex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Lagrangian Colonies is ranked 38,688^th in the world and 396^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,313.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.