Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost Rebellious Youth: 891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 997th
The Little Voice In Your Head of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Magic really does exist!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Witchcraft and Sorcery

Population20.507 billion

CapitalNight Vale
LeaderMayor Cardinal
Faithnever looking back

Currencycosine
Animalmysterious hooded figure

The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.507 billion listeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient listening economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,977 cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, feeling like a winner comes at a price, the treehouse in Mysterious Hooded Figure Park is the tallest building in Witchcraft and Sorcery, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 6,202nd in the world and 190th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 116.04 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost Rebellious Youth: 891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,090thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,204thMost Pacifist: 1,818thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,068thNicest Citizens: 2,141stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,151stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,685thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,726thMost Cultured: 2,899thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,351stBest Weather: 3,370thHighest Food Quality: 3,384thMost Devout: 3,919thMost Inclusive: 3,961stLargest Governments: 4,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,572ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,645thMost Developed: 4,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,760thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,769thHighest Economic Output: 4,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,761stSafest: 6,138thSmartest Citizens: 6,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,706thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,352ndLargest Populations: 9,683rdMost Influential: 10,889thHighest Average Incomes: 12,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,494thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 19,029thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,302ndMost Politically Free: 23,633rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,423rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 106th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Politically Free: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionSafest: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 209th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionNudest: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 400th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 503rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 566th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 790th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Sorcery, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Sorcery, the treehouse in Mysterious Hooded Figure Park is the tallest building in Witchcraft and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Sorcery, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Sorcery, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Sorcery, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-cosine treacle machine.
  • : Witchcraft and Sorcery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Witchcraft and Sorcery lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Witchcraft and Sorcery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Witchcraft and Sorcery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Witchcraft and Sorcery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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