The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.507 billion listeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient listening economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,977 cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, feeling like a winner comes at a price, the treehouse in Mysterious Hooded Figure Park is the tallest building in Witchcraft and Sorcery, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 6,202^nd in the world and 190^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 116.04 quips per hour.