The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.701 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,084 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 223,984 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, colonels love the smell of trash in the morning, and the nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 57,970^th in the world and 554^th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 81.46 years.