The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.159 billion Futuoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,851 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 218,950 quid, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 307,008^th in the world and 2,482^nd in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.