The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.442 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,969 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 221,421 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and praying at the office can see you terminated for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Futuo is ranked 8,745th in the world and 98th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 221,421.48 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: 65 »
Pandaland II,
Mediobogdum, Hamburg Neo,
Nas Crustium,
DiscGolfLand,
Willow Gate,
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark,
Apexiala,
Bhang Bhang Duc,
Glorious Existence,
Occidius,
New Belia,
Taylor Allison Swift,
Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia,
Rotvania,
Newgratia,
Kisovec,
Covenentia, Podium,
Pont-a-Mousson,
Pipi Pampers,
Corbeil,
The Federated Planets Of Earth,
Hertfordshire and Jammbo,
Zoran,
Europe or EUR, Nes Repuland,
Naluland,
Isachile Tum,
The Warriors of Determination,
The Gates of Delirium, Fallgriffin,
Win Mints,
Suomaajland, Lastovipol,
Sakurielle, Stormgaurd,
Zunsettia, Fornholm,
Bexsomb,
Kindlepas,
Trisolarise, East Coggins,
Falavsia,
Joseph Peace,
Azar,
Noton Mast,
The Three Rivers Nations, Democratic Wer, and 15 others.
Fhaengshia,
Giovanniland,
Overthinkers,
Mahorga,
Witchcraft and Sorcery,
Laudesia,
Australdof,
Paxaria,
Dalimbar,
Wessssex,
West Deapol Laulandingedk,
Staneburg,
Nikos-Pikos,
Intelbrazia, and
New Port End.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
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Futuo was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Port End.
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Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Smartest Citizens, and Highest Poor Incomes.
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Futuo was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Futuo passed an omnibus bill to adopt 14 General Assembly resolutions.
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Futuo, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping.
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Futuo was endorsed by
The Free Land of Intelbrazia.
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Futuo was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Nikos-Pikos.
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Futuo was endorsed by The Infinite Expanse of Staneburg.














































