The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Katiws with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.432 billion Fotisdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,187 trillion Will To Studies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,897 Will To Studies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 2,817^th in the world and 50^th in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 171.81 quips per hour.