The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.633 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 9,179 trillion Federal Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,934 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and people are offered free trials to go to trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 331,858^th in the world and 2,699^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -21.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.