The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.246 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 9,009 trillion Federal Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,898 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of El Facil in search of Thorn Beasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 307,100^th in the world and 2,486^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -24.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.