The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.414 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,754 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,240 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, war vets look after war animals, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 1,728^th in the world and 26^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 151.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.