The Hungry Pandas of Pandaland II is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.07 billion Pandas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 9,952 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 495,872 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 265,215^th in the world and 2,194^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.