Most Subsidized Industry: 110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 189th
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Pandaland II

Population11.222 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda


The Bamboo Eaters of Pandaland II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.222 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 5,557 trillion Bamboos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 495,216 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giant Panda claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 576th in the world and 10th in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 21,987.9 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 189thLargest Retail Industry: 226thHighest Poor Incomes: 250thLargest Black Market: 368thHighest Average Incomes: 395thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 467thMost Efficient Economies: 470thRudest Citizens: 574thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 576thMost Advanced Public Education: 602ndMost Secular: 619thLargest Publishing Industry: 785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 809thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,002ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,084thSmartest Citizens: 1,139thFattest Citizens: 1,169thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,438thMost Cultured: 1,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,530thMost Influential: 1,672ndLargest Governments: 1,675thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,815thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,059thHighest Economic Output: 2,152ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,076thMost Developed: 3,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,471stHighest Food Quality: 4,573rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,394thNudest: 6,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,883rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,028thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,800thLowest Crime Rates: 7,898thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,944thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,257thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 17,664thHighest Drug Use: 25,336th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 61st in the regionTop
Nudest: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 100th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 122nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 197th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost Stationary: 259th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 597th in the regionMost Patriotic: 633rd in the region

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