The United Socialist States of Outer Scotiotland is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hynds with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.438 billion Outer Scotiotlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Scotiotland City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Scotiotlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,036 trillion Scottish Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 290,913 Scottish Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, big game hunters travel to Outer Scotiotland to try their hand at shark-shooting, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Outer Scotiotland City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Scotiotland's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hyndsism.

Outer Scotiotland is ranked 301,143^rd in the world and 2,368^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -356.38 on the Hayek Index.