The Empire of Mahorga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yohan Nevdiv with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.223 billion Mahorgans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogwai. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mahorgan economy, worth 173 trillion Mahorgan Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,501 Mahorgan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Choking on Mahorgan Shillings is a leading cause of death for wild animals, Yohan Nevdiv has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahorga's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Mahorga is ranked 39,945^th in the world and 272^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,949.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.