The High Kingdom of Formenore is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High Queen Lelyatári with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.459 billion Formenoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maltalondë. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Formenorean economy, worth 333 trillion kroonkurks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,499 kroonkurks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the economy is green and the air is black, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formenore's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Formenore is ranked 56,433^rd in the world and 584^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 604.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.