The Last Home of Truth and Peace of Bexsomb is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rolex Narayanan with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.462 billion Bexi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insurmountable. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bexian economy, worth 495 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,142 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, war is made in the name of love, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bexsomb's national animal is the Rattleconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bexsomb is ranked 22,932^nd in the world and 130^th in the West Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 31,059.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.