The Federal Republic of Zogradia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ayna Salaki with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.042 billion Zogradis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakadu. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zogradese economy, worth a remarkable 4,743 trillion Kina a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,439 Kina, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Prime Minister Ayna Salaki, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime is totally unknown. Zogradia's national animal is the blue whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zogradia is ranked 1,248^th in the world and 20^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,568.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.