The Federal Republic of Zogradia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ayna Salaki with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.921 billion Zogradis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakadu. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zogradese economy, worth a remarkable 4,709 trillion Kina a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,961 Kina, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Prime Minister Ayna Salaki. Crime is totally unknown. Zogradia's national animal is the blue whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zogradia is ranked 310,612^th in the world and 2,699^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.