The Federal Republic of Zogradia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ayna Salaki with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.653 billion Zogradis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakadu. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zogradese economy, worth a remarkable 4,627 trillion Kina a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,713 Kina, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Prime Minister Ayna Salaki. Crime is totally unknown. Zogradia's national animal is the blue whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zogradia is ranked 34,778^th in the world and 375^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 877.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.