The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.302 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,388 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,961 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life is somewhat repetitive, if someone says there's plenty of living space in DiscGolfLand they're lyin', it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 118^th in the world and 2^nd in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 30,656.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.