The Matriarchy of Ritelssaeney is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.486 billion Saeneyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nartirlo. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saeneylese economy, worth 768 trillion Madrelions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,556 Madrelions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and climate activists rejoice as electric sedans are replaced by diesel buses in gridlock. Crime is totally unknown. Ritelssaeney's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ritelssaeney is ranked 285,822^nd in the world and 2,363^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.