The Kingdom of Paxaria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 687 million Paxarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The all-consuming Paxarian economy, worth 79.0 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,979 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, Paxaria's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxaria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paxaria is ranked 132,478^th in the world and 1,059^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,445.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.