The Republic of Avonna is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 20.95 billion Avonnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avonnan economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion bliths a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,472 bliths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, Avonnans firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, and middle management darts to the playground after board meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Avonna's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Avonna is ranked 301,936^th in the world and 2,343^rd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -8.94 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.