The United Fungarian Kingdoms of Mushroom Queendom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Peach Toadstool and King Mario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.719 billion Fungarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fungarian economy, worth 596 trillion Fungarian Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,458 Fungarian Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Toad Town Natural History Museum, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and government election advice reads like a restaurant menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mushroom Queendom's national animal is the Yoshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Starism.

Mushroom Queendom is ranked 138,389^th in the world and 1,345^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,083.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.