The Protectorate of State of Johore is a large, genial nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 122 million Johoreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving State of Johorean economy, worth 9.01 trillion Ringgit Johores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 73,874 Ringgit Johores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, third world countries are rich in "I Love State Of Johore City" t-shirts, and everybody's got wood thanks to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Johore's national animal is the Johorean Tiger.

State of Johore is ranked 178,200^th in the world and 1,552^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 835.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.