The Protectorate of State of Johore is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 253 million Johoreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahmudiyyah. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse State of Johorean economy, worth 20.4 trillion Ringgit Johores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,555 Ringgit Johores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Johore's national animal is the Johorean Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

State of Johore is ranked 183,657^th in the world and 1,369^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,256.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.