The Eigenstate of Profania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.983 billion progenies of Aleck hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hifelufelem. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Profanian economy, worth 491 trillion luremus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,628 luremus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is totally unknown. Profania's national animal is the scapegoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastinism.

Profania is ranked 110,114^th in the world and 795^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,333.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.