The Eigenstate of Profania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.853 billion progenies of Aleck hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hifelufelem. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Profanian economy, worth 454 trillion luremus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,411 luremus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, blue bloods are welcome in Profania, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and belief that Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Profania's national animal is the scapegoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastinism.

Profania is ranked 8,453^rd in the world and 122^nd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 455.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.