The Republic of Testana is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 528 million Testanans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Testanan economy, worth 62.4 trillion Teses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,130 Teses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Testana's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testana's national animal is the Testmice, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Testana is ranked 29,703^rd in the world and 340^th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.13 years.