The People's Republic of Tavalisi is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20 million Tavalisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Tavalisian economy, worth 418 billion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 20,915 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sick Tavalisians are hair today and gone tomorrow, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tavalisi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tavalisi is ranked 122,340^th in the world and 974^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 619.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.