The Enamoured Vales of Cappedore is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Consul with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 18.749 billion Cappedorites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurkene. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cappedorite economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion staters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,437 staters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cappedorite language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cappedore's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cappedore is ranked 18,204^th in the world and 363^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 119.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.