The Constitutional Monarchy of Enkhaltan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sarnai Han with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.616 billion Enkhalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bactria. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enkhalian economy, worth 200 trillion continentals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,151 continentals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Enkhalian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and citizens have voted the song "Sarnai Han Smells Like A Bactrian Camel" as their new national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enkhaltan's national animal is the Bactrian Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Enkhaltan is ranked 41,026^th in the world and 405^th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 124,151.63 Standard Monetary Units.