Least Corrupt Governments: 310thMost Inclusive: 410thNicest Citizens: 454th
The Grand Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Liberty, Equality, Democracy, For All
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The United Republic of Westend

Population14.04 billion

CapitalPorto Libero
LeaderThe People's Parliament
FaithThe Light Of Liberty


The Grand Republic of The United Republic of Westend is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The People's Parliament with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.04 billion Westendians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Libero. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Westendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,870 trillion Sovereigns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 275,684 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime is totally unknown. The United Republic of Westend's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Light Of Liberty.

The United Republic of Westend is ranked 116,458th in the world and 3,064th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 997.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 310thMost Inclusive: 410thNicest Citizens: 454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 576thMost Cultured: 615thMost Pacifist: 720thHighest Food Quality: 774thMost Advanced Public Education: 778thSmartest Citizens: 795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 827thLargest Welfare Programs: 869thSafest: 910thMost Efficient Economies: 950thLargest Publishing Industry: 995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,040thLargest Governments: 1,047thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,295thLowest Crime Rates: 1,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,848thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,926thMost Developed: 2,183rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,589thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,207thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,406thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,423rdMost Influential: 3,706thHighest Economic Output: 3,992ndRudest Citizens: 4,136thLargest Mining Sector: 4,620thHealthiest Citizens: 7,776thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,726thNudest: 9,483rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,762ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,903rdLargest Populations: 22,456thMost Income Equality: 24,002ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,310th
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 90th in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 162nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 224th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 327th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 418th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 483rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 616th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 670th in the region

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