The Space-Time Experience of The Euphoric Vortex is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Geoff and his Cool Stick with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.73 billion Stargazers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Stargazer economy, worth 314 trillion Cookie Doughs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 84,420 Cookie Doughs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown. The Euphoric Vortex's national animal is the Weird Looking Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Euphoric Vortex is ranked 83,121^st in the world and 693^rd in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 84,420.34 Standard Monetary Units.