The People's Republic of Communardia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Secretary of the Central Committee with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.938 billion Communardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninzkaya Glubina. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communardian economy, worth 617 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,076 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, Communardians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communardia's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Doctrine of the People's Will.

Communardia is ranked 80,595^th in the world and 634^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,872.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.