The Allied States of Evuropea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archminister Laris Pemdrus with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.064 billion Evuropeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Vistera. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Evuropean economy, worth 121 trillion torchers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,002 torchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, light entertainment isn't dead, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime is totally unknown. Evuropea's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evuropea is ranked 312,093^rd in the world and 2,536^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.