The Syndicalist States of Auritopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Iron Executive with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.214 billion Auritopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petit-Roi. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Auritopian economy, worth 95.5 trillion Auris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,659 Auris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auritopia's national animal is the Yellow Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auritopia is ranked 258,220^th in the world and 1,694^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.87 kickbacks per hour.