The Democratic States of Havanalar is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Felipo Norman with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.235 billion Havanalarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havanalar City. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Havanalarian economy, worth 829 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,768 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the economy is green and the air is black, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havanalar's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Havanalar is ranked 57,607^th in the world and 887^th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 19.01 Atheism Rate.