The Federal Reinate and Republic of Mayroba and the Constantines is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister and President with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.941 billion Mayrobans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anastasia et Pau-Brasil. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mayroban-Constantinesian economy, worth 418 trillion Mayroban Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,297 Mayroban Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, Prime Minister and President tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and Prime Minister and President is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayroba and the Constantines's national animal is the Cisbrimendian Opium Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mayroba and the Constantines is ranked 57,868^th in the world and 519^th in the West Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 106,297.91 Standard Monetary Units.