The Kingdom of Kingdom of Soatone is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.314 billion Soatoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sartania. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The thriving Kingdom of Soatonean economy, worth 304 trillion Soatonean Curbens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,614 Soatonean Curbens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is almost non-existent. Kingdom of Soatone's national animal is the Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Turbofanism.

Kingdom of Soatone is ranked 113,411^th in the world and 1,368^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,265.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.