The Queendom of Oceanena is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 252 million Oceanions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Oceanenic economy, worth 6.03 trillion Kics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 23,916 Kics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and laws are littered with references to cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanena's national animal is the Leafy Sea Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oceanena is ranked 305,781^st in the world and 2,380^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.