The Republic of Coaxa is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9 million Coaxans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The Coaxan economy, worth 491 billion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,651 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coaxa's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coaxa is ranked 102,311^th in the world and 1,099^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 258.79 on the Clooney Contribution Index.