The Holy Empire of Nalibia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Adebimpe Similola with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.596 billion Nalibians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chikere. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nalibian economy, worth 637 trillion Shenars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,818 Shenars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in the West Pacific, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, Chikere has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and Emperor Adebimpe Similola's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nalibia's national animal is the Maned Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Holy Law.

Nalibia is ranked 238,316^th in the world and 2,000^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -109.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.