The Empire of Junigo is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 748 million Junigoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Couthon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Junigoan economy, worth 98.4 trillion Tsikoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 131,617 Tsikoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,678 per year while the poor average 8,730, a ratio of 95.1 to 1.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Couthon Times is sold out, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Junigo's national animal is the Reconstrictor boa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Junigo is ranked 262,754^th in the world and 2,191^st in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.