The Empire of Junigo is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 770 million Junigoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Couthon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Junigoan economy, worth 102 trillion Tsikoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,167 Tsikoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 835,730 per year while the poor average 8,966, a ratio of 93.2 to 1.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only', and tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Junigo's national animal is the Reconstrictor boa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Junigo is ranked 261,881^st in the world and 1,038^th in the West Pacific for Largest Populations, with 770 million capita.