The Incorporated States of A better dimension is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 206 million better dimensionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong better dimensionian economy, worth 8.19 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,751 monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,720 per year while the poor average 2,373, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A better dimension's national animal is the too many, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A better dimension is ranked 278,185^th in the world and 2,158^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.