The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.915 billion Wallandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 7,015 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 391,626 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 1,262^nd in the world and 28^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 153.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.