The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.218 billion Wallandans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,582 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 382,323 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Wallandans made a dessert and called it peace, Wallandans have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 82,209^th in the world and 794^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,404.43 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.