The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.65 billion Wallandans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,848 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 388,018 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', Wallanda City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime is totally unknown. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 1,819^th in the world and 54^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 72.74 average smiles per day.