Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,270thFattest Citizens: 1,457thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,563rd
The Face-Eating Helminths of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Death in 30 minutes or your money back
William Hodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Front Range

Population1.482 billion

CapitalFort Kawuneeche
LeaderWilliam Hodson
FaithDont die-ism

Currencymetal scrap
Animalgiant tick

The Face-Eating Helminths of The Front Range is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by William Hodson with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.482 billion Front Rangers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Kawuneeche. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Front Ranger economy, worth 289 trillion metal scraps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 195,256 metal scraps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,416,777 per year while the poor average 8,483, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy, only William Hodson's friends count in the eyes of the government, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and many Front Rangers are their brothers' keepers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Front Range's national animal is the giant tick, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dont die-ism.

The Front Range is ranked 1,563rd in the world and 50th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 167 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,270thFattest Citizens: 1,457thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,386thLargest Retail Industry: 2,486thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,546thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,041stMost Avoided: 4,269thMost Patriotic: 4,424thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,943rdMost Influential: 6,018thMost Efficient Economies: 7,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,284thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,366thRudest Citizens: 7,743rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,562ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,747thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,670thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,500thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,894thMost Armed: 14,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,885thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 17,380thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,092ndMost Secular: 25,961stLargest Governments: 29,927th
Fattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100th in the regionMost Patriotic: 101st in the regionMost Avoided: 101st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 206th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionRudest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Armed: 232nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 294th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 356th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 357th in the regionLargest Black Market: 373rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 433rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 489th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 616th in the regionLargest Governments: 773rd in the regionMost Secular: 807th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 945th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 968th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,008th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,031st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,047th in the region

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