The Peoples Republic of Seyja is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kitty with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.764 billion Seyjans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seyun. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seyjan economy, worth 540 trillion Sejs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,705 Sejs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seyja's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seyja is ranked 146,762^nd in the world and 6,213^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 431.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.