The Federation of Socialist Republic of Evania is a huge, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 983 million Evanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dúnamoana. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Evanian economy, worth 55.3 trillion Commons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,287 Commons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Socialist Republic of Evania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Evania's national animal is the Proletariat Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist Republic of Evania is ranked 42,944^th in the world and 642^nd in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,173.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.