The Federal Republic of Dioswania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.429 billion Dioswanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casaroja. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dioswanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,864 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,703 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, blood isn't quite as thick as it used to be, and many friends and relatives of President have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dioswania's national animal is the Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Dioswania is ranked 322,322^nd in the world and 4,045^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.36 average smiles per day.