The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,251st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Borderlands of NothreenAnarchy“...”
4.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
5.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
6.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
7.The Holy Filesharing Empire of CeidtopiaCapitalizt“No work no worries.”
8.The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Stop reading my motto!”
9.The Confederated Districts of TreirLeft-Leaning College State“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
10.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
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