The Free Republic of Kilpatricka is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ian Kay with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.295 billion Kilpatrickites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodes City. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilpatrickan economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Kilpatrimarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 191,214 Kilpatrimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Kilpatrickites won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, devotion to God is only skin-deep, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Rhodes City, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kilpatrickan language. Crime is totally unknown. Kilpatricka's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilpatricka is ranked 13,399^th in the world and 257^th in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 33.02 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.