The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Corporate Police State	“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
5.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Corporate Police State	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
6.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
7.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”
8.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.	The Empire of Veremur	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Strength Through Discipline”
10.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalist Paradise	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”