The Democratic Republic of Armager is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 452 million Armagerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armageria. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Armagerian economy, worth 38.6 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,368 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armager's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armager is ranked 39,067^th in the world and 755^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,361.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.